In a jailhouse down in Big City, fighting crime and risking life. Well, the sheriff and his buddy, pistol packing Barney Fife. Oh, my daring, oh, my daring, oh, my daring Barney Fife. He's a deadly crime stopper, what a copper, Barney Fife. One day there come a-ridin' two bad men to rob a bank. But Fife was tricky, a did I dicky, now they're locked
You only had one bullet. One bullet. Hey, son, let me show you what a bullet will look like. Now there's bullet maintenance. Oh, Barney, that's beautiful. I've heard about your bullet, Barney. Did you ever get a chance to even come close to using that bullet? Oh, a few times. We usually just shot myself in the foot. Tell me, I'm going to ask you to
The Andy Griffith Show. Tribute to my Dad. Dearly beloved, we are gathered together in the face of this company to join together this man, this woman in matrimony. Stop that wedding! Nobody move. He's shooting, he's actually shooting. He's shooting again. Stop worrying, he ain't gonna shoot the woman he loves. You've had some ideas in your time, bu
So, so hot. So sensitive. So sensitive. He didn't need to hardly make any sound at all. Finally, no sound. And when it came time for her solo, we put a man behind the curtain with a microphone. And when Barney heard that voice, he became Frank Sinatra. It was wonderful. Being the straight man, I got to be in the show and I had the best seat in the
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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